You! Pages

Page 2o

12/17/2021

You run around the room, screaming your lungs off for about two minutes. Your blood pressure rises. The walls begin to close in on you. You're confused, after all, you're not claustrophobic or anything.

Page 3o

12/17/2021

Once the thought enters your mind, a golf ball crashes through the window and assaults your face. Literally.

Page 5o

12/17/2021

You decide to just sit there, instead of trying to get out. But it's okay, after all, your life wasn't all that great anyway. As the walls come closer, you make your peace.

Page 6o

12/17/2021

At first glance, it seems hopeless, but you notice that the walls, moving a grand total of 2 inches per minute, don't seem so threatening anymore. You calm down and nervously laugh it off. You found a door.

Page 7o

12/17/2021

You walk in and look around. It's all so strange to you... well, then again, so has everything else.

Page 8o

12/17/2021

As you progress, you are confronted by two doors. The one on the left says, "Hey you...! Yeah, you, why don't you go through me, huh?"

Page 9o

12/17/2021

"See, you bastard, I told ya to pick me. I'm the door to... Somethingness!" it announces.

Page 10o

12/17/2021

"Haha, there's nothing in this room!!! For I am the door to nothingness!!!!" it announces. "...Huh... Hey! Where are y..."

Page 11o

12/17/2021

(Why was this even an option!? Damn author, can't write anything good...)

Page 12o

12/17/2021

You realize that in order to keep the author's ideas flowing you must do dumb crap. So you decide to snap into a Slim Jim.

Page 13o

12/17/2021

You find it stupid to continue any longer in this random place and notice a window leading to the outside world. "Haha! Goodbye, Old Man!"

Page 14o

12/17/2021

You leave through the window, and nothing bad ever happens to you again!! Did you expect it!!?!? No!! See, random! Haa! Suddenly... The author died of stupidity.

Page 15o

12/17/2021

As you make your escape, a monster charges at you. "What!?" He looks hungry... But then again, so do you.

Page 16o

12/17/2021

This is the Stoopiduh ending, with answers left unanswered! Hurray!

Page 17o

12/17/2021

As you jump out the window, you find yourself face-to-face with the old man. "What the hell? Weren't you just in there over the intercom?"

Page 18o

12/17/2021

Seriously!? You should've fought back... Can you imagine what they're going to say about you at the funeral? Gosh!!... I hate you!..... I'm sorry, no, I don't. I love you.

Page 19o

12/17/2021

You throw it against the wall. "What the HELL!?" In utter confusion, you decide that the solution to your problem is to fight this sphere of death...

Page 20o

12/17/2021

You go down to pet the puppy, but before you can say "Holy crap! That freakin' pup is mutating into a freakin' monster pup! I'm now going to stop trying to pet this once-cute puppy, due to the fact that it is now a behemoth of a creature," it becomes a behemoth.

Page 21o

12/17/2021

You love dogs, but this one seems to have an attitude, so you kick it out the window. You're a little curious to see what happened...

Page 22o

12/17/2021

You run toward the window and look down. It seems to have turned into some sort of demon... You think to yourself, "Well... I think I'm gonna die." Much to your avail, you were correct. And you also realize that "much to your avail", although used correctly, is not really to your avail. But more harmful than you or the author might have thought....

Page 23o

12/17/2021

You continue to walk forward without showing too much remorse. You are a bit irritated, due to the fact that you've had to deal with these random things, and at that moment two jet-pack-equipped bank robbers fly out of a pie and take all of your money.