The Holder of the Boom

So you want to know where the Holder is, eh? Okay then; the Holder is anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The world was created in a boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The world resides in a boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The world turns away to the boom, boom, boom!

It doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing if you want the Holder. The Holder will come. The Holder's arrival will be signaled by a storm with no rain and no lightning, only thunder. When this happens, do something! It doesn't matter what it is; tap your feet, sing, run! Walk! This Holder despises the inactive.

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

We all dance to the boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

We all sing to the boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

We all live to the boom, boom, boom!

If the Holder finds you worthy, it will speak; if not, the Holder will create a thunderclap so loud you will forever be deaf. If it does speak, it will tell you what happened on that fateful day when the Objects were separated and He was imprisoned. When the Holder's story is finished, you may ask it one question: "What made the sound?"

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The Objects were separated with a boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

He was imprisoned with a boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

They will all come together with a boom, boom, boom!

And down from the heavens will descend a single drum. This is Object 154 of 2538. If hit hard it will make a sound like thunder; if hit mildly it will make a sound like the earth's rumble; if hit softly it will make a sound like a heartbeat.

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The one who is empty fears the boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Those from the nether fear the boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Even He fears the boom, boom, boom!