Bob's Psych Ward Pages

You take the handgun.

You take the revolver.

You take the rocket launcher.

You go outside and there is an army of psychotic murderers coming your way. What do you do?

POW! POW! POW! SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT! KILL! KILL! KILL!

You run down the hallway and see Bob, the owner of the psycho ward. He is not happy and tries attacking you with a chainsaw.

BAM! He's dead! Now is probably a good time to get out of this place.

Bob kills you. Too bad.

You run and eventually get to the armory. You didn't know that there was an armory in here. If you did, you would've come here before. Oh, well, better late than never...

You manage to sneak into Bob's office. Inside, you find an Uzi and some keys.

In the bathroom, you find a few rolls of toilet paper and a can of spray paint.

What do you want to go to the cafeteria for? You'd probably find something tastier in the toilet!

You run toward the exit. Just as you are about to reach it, you hear a noise outside.

Okay, now that you've emptied out your bladder, you better get back to the armory - the cops are probably gonna be here soon.

You hide next to the door and wait to see what happens. A few seconds later, a SWAT police officer comes in. He's got a machine gun, goggles, and body armor on.

You run outside to face your enemies. Turns out your enemies are a bunch of SWAT police with machine guns. They shoot the crap out of you and you die.

You think you can kill an armed cop with that? Sorry, dude, he shoots you and you die.

You shoot the SWAT guy, but after you do, a whole team of SWAT guys comes in and kills you. Darn.

You knock the soldier out and use him as a hostage. By using him as a hostage, you manage to get the SWAT team to give you a SWAT van and some weapons, and allow you to get away.

You go outside and there is an army of psychotic murderers coming your way. What do you do?

POW! POW! POW! SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT! KILL! KILL! KILL!

You run down the hallway and see Bob, the owner of the psycho ward. He is not very happy and tries attacking you with a chainsaw.

No can do, my friend. Your revolver is out of ammo. Crazy Bob chainsaws your head off and you die.

You go outside and there is an army of psychotic murderers coming your way. What do you do?

You launch your rocket into the army of psycho-mental patients.

You run down the hallway and see Bob, the owner of the psycho ward. He is not very happy and tries attacking you with a chainsaw.

You aren't exactly an almighty warrior expert when it comes to fighting with the limbs of blown-up psychotic murderers.